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【转载】新出师表（找女友）

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          臣本学生，就读于一中，苟全成绩于答卷，不求闻达于校园。女友不以臣卑鄙，猥自枉屈，屡顾臣与清清湖畔，咨臣以浪漫之情，由是感激。即于女有恋爱。后值分手，受任于失恋军中，奉命于哭笑之间，尔来两千有余日矣！！！
    女友知臣木肭。故临行寄臣以教诲，离别以来。夙夜忧叹。恐出师不效，以伤女友之明，故日夜觅寻，深入娘子军中，今本班美眉，配制已定，当抽身而退。前往外班，庶竭驽钝。攘除压力。恢复信心。谋求一妞，此臣所以报女友而忠兄弟之本分也。至于牵线搭桥，送花请客，则兄弟，姐，妹之任也。
    愿爱神托臣以寻爱觅情之效，不效则制臣之罪，以告女友之恩。若无前友之美，则责兄弟，姐，妹之咎。以彰其慢，爱神亦宜关照。以积极助臣，察观美女，深追女友之心愿，臣不胜感激。
    今当苦觅，临表涕泣，不知所云！！！！

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